not-photogenic:

psy is performing at the new years show wow i wonder what song he’s singing

i wish i had an extremely attractive guy friend that every single girl liked and he secretly had a crush on me and i secretly had a crush on him and then we get in argument and he kisses me and then we get married and have children

eridude:

have you ever thought about how weird school is, like seriously a bunch of teenagers are stuck inside a large building for 6 hours and forced to read and write and solve problems

densityschild:

there’s a special place in hell for people that tell you to calm down when you’re already calm during an argument 

shavingryansprivates:

i always laugh when people ask me how i type so fast like if you were online for 12 hours a day for 3 years you’d probably type fast too

deodrant:

text posts are just like dreams bc you always forget the good ones

ostracizedpoodle:

“the world’s not ready for that joke” i say as i delete a post with zero notes 

cokeflow:

if I type lol it means i blew air out my nose harder than usual don’t get too excited

youthfolly:

if you are what you eat im going to eat a victoria’s secret model